Amusing eBay Shipping Instructions

[George Anderson]

Originally Posted by sheepherder

Holy crap!!!

I just won an eBay auction, nothing expensive, just old...

Here's the shipping instructions from Washington [state]...


Shipping and handling

Item location: Everett, Washington, United States

Shipping to: United States

Excludes: Canada, United Kingdom, Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, American Samoa, Andorra, Angola, Anguilla, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Armenia, Aruba, Australia, Azerbaijan Republic, Austria, Bahrain, Bahamas, Barbados, Bangladesh, Belgium, Belarus, Benin, Belize, Bhutan, Bermuda, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bolivia, Brazil, Botswana, Bulgaria, Burkina Faso, British Virgin Islands, Brunei Darussalam, Cambodia, Cameroon, Burma, Burundi, Central African Republic, Chad, Cape Verde Islands, Cayman Islands, Colombia, Comoros, Chile, China, Costa Rica, Cook Islands, Congo, Republic of the, Congo, Democratic Republic of the, Cyprus, Cuba, Republic of, Croatia, Republic of, Côte d'Ivoire (Ivory Coast), Dominica, Djibouti, Denmark, Czech Republic, El Salvador, Egypt, Ecuador, Dominican Republic, Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas), Fiji, Finland, France, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Germany, Ghana, Gibraltar, French Guiana, French Polynesia, Gabon Republic, Gambia, Guatemala, Guinea, Guernsey, Greenland, Greece, Guadeloupe, Grenada, Hungary, Hong Kong, India, Iceland, Guyana, Guinea-Bissau, Honduras, Haiti, Jamaica, Svalbard and Jan Mayen, Israel, Italy, Iraq, Ireland, Indonesia, Iran, Korea, North, Korea, South, Kenya, Kiribati, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Japan, Jersey, Libya, Liberia, Lesotho, Lebanon, Latvia, Laos, Kyrgyzstan, Kuwait, Malaysia, Malawi, Madagascar, Macedonia, Macau, Luxembourg, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Moldova, Mexico, Mongolia, Monaco, Morocco, Montserrat, Namibia, Mozambique, Mali, Maldives, Marshall Islands, Malta, Mauritania, Martinique, Mayotte, Mauritius, Nigeria, Niue, Norway, Oman, Pakistan, Palau, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Nauru, Nepal, Netherlands, Netherlands Antilles, New Caledonia, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Niger, Saint Kitts-Nevis, Saint Helena, Rwanda, Russian Federation, San Marino, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Saint Pierre and Miquelon, Saint Lucia, Poland, Philippines, Peru, Paraguay, Romania, Qatar, Portugal, Spain, Sri Lanka, Somalia, South Africa, Svalbard and Jan Mayen, Swaziland, Sudan, Suriname, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Slovenia, Solomon Islands, Singapore, Slovakia, Turkmenistan, Turkey, Tuvalu, Turks and Caicos Islands, Tonga, Togo, Tunisia, Trinidad and Tobago, Tajikistan, Taiwan, Thailand, Tanzania, Switzerland, Sweden, French Polynesia, Syria, Western Samoa, Yemen, Zambia, Vietnam, Wallis and Futuna, Western Sahara, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Vatican City State, Venezuela, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uruguay, Serbia, Montenegro, Reunion, Micronesia, Zimbabwe

All the seller need have done is tack on the word "only" to his "Ships to United States".