Ninja Burglar

Ron Smith · 09-24-2007, 10:50 AM

Just watched a news video about a guy the NY Police are calling the Ninja Burglar.

He has invaded more than a dozen homes on Statten Island, NY City, , dressed like a Ninja and brandishes Nunchucks assaulting the home owners terrorizes and robs them. One guy faught back receiving a blow to the head and in turn stabbed the Ninja with a steak knife causing him to flee. I wouldn't doubt that they will probably prosecute the home owner for assault with a steak knife.

I'm thinkin' that wouldn't happen too much in a city that doesn't have a gun ban. Here in "Auragone" he could be lucky once, maybe twice. Then he would realize that bringing Nunchucks to a shotgun fight isn't a good career choice.

Gun control is a good thing... for belly crawlers like this.

davidkachel · 09-25-2007, 08:03 PM

Best insurance against being prosecuted for defending yourself....

Keep a steamer trunk and a couple hundred pounds of chain in your garage.
When necessary, fire three warning shots to the chest.
Put fired bullets and their new container into the steamer trunk, along with the chain.
The rest will come to you naturally.

09-24-2007, 10:50 AM	#1
Ron Smith User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Orygun Posts: 4,243 Thanks: 118 Thanked 245 Times in 150 Posts	Ninja Burglar Just watched a news video about a guy the NY Police are calling the Ninja Burglar. He has invaded more than a dozen homes on Statten Island, NY City, , dressed like a Ninja and brandishes Nunchucks assaulting the home owners terrorizes and robs them. One guy faught back receiving a blow to the head and in turn stabbed the Ninja with a steak knife causing him to flee. I wouldn't doubt that they will probably prosecute the home owner for assault with a steak knife. I'm thinkin' that wouldn't happen too much in a city that doesn't have a gun ban. Here in "Auragone" he could be lucky once, maybe twice. Then he would realize that bringing Nunchucks to a shotgun fight isn't a good career choice. Gun control is a good thing... for belly crawlers like this. __________________ I Still Need DWM side plate #49... if anyone runs across a nice one. What ~Rudyard Kipling~ said...

09-25-2007, 08:03 PM	#2
davidkachel User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 784 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Best insurance against being prosecuted for defending yourself.... Keep a steamer trunk and a couple hundred pounds of chain in your garage. When necessary, fire three warning shots to the chest. Put fired bullets and their new container into the steamer trunk, along with the chain. The rest will come to you naturally. __________________ A heroin habit would be cheaper.