Ninja Burglar
 

Just watched a news video about a guy the NY Police are calling the Ninja Burglar.

He has invaded more than a dozen homes on Statten Island, NY City, , dressed like a Ninja and brandishes Nunchucks assaulting the home owners terrorizes and robs them. One guy faught back receiving a blow to the head and in turn stabbed the Ninja with a steak knife causing him to flee. I wouldn't doubt that they will probably prosecute the home owner for assault with a steak knife.

I'm thinkin' that wouldn't happen too much in a city that doesn't have a gun ban. Here in "Auragone" he could be lucky once, maybe twice. Then he would realize that bringing Nunchucks to a shotgun fight isn't a good career choice.

Gun control is a good thing... for belly crawlers like this.

Best insurance against being prosecuted for defending yourself....

Keep a steamer trunk and a couple hundred pounds of chain in your garage.
When necessary, fire three warning shots to the chest.
Put fired bullets and their new container into the steamer trunk, along with the chain.
The rest will come to you naturally.