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03-02-2013, 09:13 PM | #1 |
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Guns kill people...not!!!
Warning!!! This is satire
Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Stevens 320 shotgun right in the doorway. I gave it 6 shells, and noticing that it had no legs, even placed it in my wheelchair to help it get around. I then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it. It hadn't rolled itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, and it's the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. Alright, well I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat. |
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03-03-2013, 12:28 AM | #2 |
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A great argument for leaving your gun unattended out in the open. Not.
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03-03-2013, 08:35 AM | #3 |
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I guess that's the difference from living in LA and in my county where they pump sunshine in and moonshine out. If I were that individual, I would have not worried one bit, my neighbor would have blown the head off of anyone walking up to take my unattended gun.
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03-03-2013, 12:34 PM | #4 |
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Keep making this argument if you want criminal sanctions for unsafe storage of firearms, as we get in California.
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I'm glad some seen the humour in it. GEEEEZ!!! In any case, I went back and notated the OP as satire. |
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03-03-2013, 01:19 PM | #6 |
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Yea I got it no problem
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03-03-2013, 02:54 PM | #7 |
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I live in rural Illinois-my neighbor would need a bit more incentive to actually blow off somebody's head.
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03-03-2013, 03:07 PM | #8 |
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