April Fool Luger

[Big Norm]

Tom,
Yah, right! Fourty bucks for a Luger, April fools day. Next your going to tell us that it was a .45 cal and the General was General Ludwig and he had his initials on the rear of the toggle. And Mr. Crandall traded it for a car so that he could have transportation to work. But the car is a classic and is now worth 8 million bucks. So the sons sold the car and bought a .45 cal.carbine Luger from some guy in Arizona that just happened to belong to the same general because his initials are also on this gun. But the kids now live in Canada and the police tried to confiscate the gun but the kids escaped to France and sold that gun to the generals family, who are quite rich, for 10 million euros. The kids then used that money to buy a French vineyard. But the kids became drunks after taste testing too much wine and had to sell the vineyard and move back to America where they bought a 1940 Luger mismatched shooter which they had Thor restore and they lived happily everafter.
Yah, I heard that one before.
Big Norm