$50000 Luger?

Doubs · 10-14-2002, 05:34 PM

Tac, I truly hate to burst your bubble but your Seven Dwarf Lugers are clearly FAKES! Probably boosted by an evil elf who kissed the Blarney Stone too often.

How can I be so sure that your guns are fakes? Easy.... I own the real Seven Dwarf Parabellums. Each is engraved with the name of the Dwarf to whom it was presented. (I also have it on good authority that "Dopey" wasn't called that because he was addlepated. It was because he was usually stoned!) Anyway, I purchased these wee examples of the Luger from a Reputable Flea Market Dealer by the name of One-Eyed Louie.

Ol' "One-Eye" - a real stand-up guy if ever there was one - assured me that the Lugers are genuine and even though they have Erfurt toggle trains and Mauser frames, the numbers all match! They're all dated within four or five years of each other too. I couldn't believe my good fortune in acquiring these guns and each has a certificate of authenticity signed in blood by the Dwarf to whom it belonged. How can anyone doubt that mine are genuine and yours are fakes? I just hate to be the one to tell you. Hope you're not upset.

10-14-2002, 05:34 PM	#10
Doubs User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Byron, Georgia Posts: 1,745 Thanks: 828 Thanked 1,795 Times in 593 Posts	Tac, I truly hate to burst your bubble but your Seven Dwarf Lugers are clearly FAKES! Probably boosted by an evil elf who kissed the Blarney Stone too often. How can I be so sure that your guns are fakes? Easy.... I own the real Seven Dwarf Parabellums. Each is engraved with the name of the Dwarf to whom it was presented. (I also have it on good authority that "Dopey" wasn't called that because he was addlepated. It was because he was usually stoned!) Anyway, I purchased these wee examples of the Luger from a Reputable Flea Market Dealer by the name of One-Eyed Louie. Ol' "One-Eye" - a real stand-up guy if ever there was one - assured me that the Lugers are genuine and even though they have Erfurt toggle trains and Mauser frames, the numbers all match! They're all dated within four or five years of each other too. I couldn't believe my good fortune in acquiring these guns and each has a certificate of authenticity signed in blood by the Dwarf to whom it belonged. How can anyone doubt that mine are genuine and yours are fakes? I just hate to be the one to tell you. Hope you're not upset.