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nukem556 · 01-23-2015, 08:07 PM

Roadkill must have been a jarhead, too, calling headgear a "cover" and a Army soldier a "doggie"

Funny how terminology differs among the services.....reminds me of an instructive piece of wisdom I picked up a long time ago...

Q. Whats the difference between a Marine head and a Army latrine?

A. Over the urinal in the Marine head is a sign, saying "Please Don't Eat the Big White Mint."

George Anderson · 01-23-2015, 09:01 PM

[QUOTE=nukem556;266278]Roadkill must have been a jarhead, too, calling headgear a "cover" and a Army soldier a "doggie"

Roadkill's no Marine, he can both read and write.

Ever wonder why the Navy has Marine contingents on their ships?

I was told that it was so the sailors would have someone to dance with.

nukem556 · 01-23-2015, 09:26 PM

Ouch! I was being kind!

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01-23-2015, 08:07 PM	#1
nukem556 User Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Irmo, SC Posts: 625 Thanks: 35 Thanked 168 Times in 107 Posts	Roadkill must have been a jarhead, too, calling headgear a "cover" and a Army soldier a "doggie" Funny how terminology differs among the services.....reminds me of an instructive piece of wisdom I picked up a long time ago... Q. Whats the difference between a Marine head and a Army latrine? A. Over the urinal in the Marine head is a sign, saying "Please Don't Eat the Big White Mint."

01-23-2015, 09:01 PM	#2
George Anderson Lifer Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: VA Posts: 3,592 Thanks: 1,773 Thanked 2,531 Times in 788 Posts	[QUOTE=nukem556;266278]Roadkill must have been a jarhead, too, calling headgear a "cover" and a Army soldier a "doggie" Roadkill's no Marine, he can both read and write. Ever wonder why the Navy has Marine contingents on their ships? I was told that it was so the sailors would have someone to dance with.

01-23-2015, 09:26 PM	#3
nukem556 User Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Irmo, SC Posts: 625 Thanks: 35 Thanked 168 Times in 107 Posts	Ouch! I was being kind!