Cute gun joke

RBorecky · 08-28-2007, 10:27 PM

Italian Thinking......

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed! "Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chromeplated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really doan-a lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?

08-28-2007, 10:27 PM	#1
RBorecky User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cleveland,Ohio Posts: 115 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Cute gun joke Italian Thinking...... An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed! "Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chromeplated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really doan-a lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?" "Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos." "Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?

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