Cute gun joke
 

Italian Thinking......

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed! "Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chromeplated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really doan-a lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?

Ha Ha! This ethnic joke would be kinda funny untill some of our Italian members read it and the torch will be lit!

Just replace Italian Mafia with almost any other ethnic pursuasion and we have something for everyone!

This is sure to please so I will keep an eye on this thread...Jerry Burney