Cute gun joke

RBorecky · 08-28-2007, 10:27 PM

Italian Thinking......

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed! "Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chromeplated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really doan-a lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?

lugerholsterrepair · 08-28-2007, 10:50 PM

Ha Ha! This ethnic joke would be kinda funny untill some of our Italian members read it and the torch will be lit!

Just replace Italian Mafia with almost any other ethnic pursuasion and we have something for everyone!

This is sure to please so I will keep an eye on this thread...Jerry Burney

08-28-2007, 10:27 PM	#1
RBorecky User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cleveland,Ohio Posts: 115 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Cute gun joke Italian Thinking...... An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed! "Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chromeplated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really doan-a lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?" "Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos." "Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?

08-28-2007, 10:50 PM	#2
lugerholsterrepair Moderator Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Arizona/Colorado Posts: 7,763 Thanks: 4,866 Thanked 3,105 Times in 1,429 Posts	Ha Ha! This ethnic joke would be kinda funny untill some of our Italian members read it and the torch will be lit! Just replace Italian Mafia with almost any other ethnic pursuasion and we have something for everyone! This is sure to please so I will keep an eye on this thread...Jerry Burney __________________ Jerry Burney 11491 S. Guadalupe Drive Yuma AZ 85367-6182 lugerholsterrepair@earthlink.net 928 342-7583 (CO & AZ) Year Round 719 207-3331 (cell) "For those who Fight For It, Life has a flavor the protected will never know."