Pete,
what are the Swiss doing with a navy? It seems like they would have a hard time floating a boat up their huge mountains. There might be a risk of running over a skier or two. (Hee! Hee!) I guess that when a Swiss boat sinks, the Lugers might get lost in a snow bank. (Get it... snow bank - Swiss bank. Haw! Haw!) Next you'll tell us that the Swiss have submarines patroling their defense caves. Watchout for a one of a kind Swiss naval 'K' date being sold by some guy in Minnesota. (Yuk! Yuk!) They have 'Y' proof marks to show that they were test shot during an explosive, high pitched yodel. Oh this is terrible!
Big Norm
