OMG!!! My sordid secrets revealed!!! - Page 3

spacecoast · 09-30-2020, 01:52 PM

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I don't have a camera in my computer screen!

I do, but it doesn't seem to work well through the piece of tape I keep over it...

sheepherder · 10-19-2020, 10:39 AM

Just got another one...

UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA NIGERIA
OFFICE ADDRESS UBA HOUSE
57 MARINA P.O. BOX 2406 LAGOS NIGERIA
PHONE +234 9024750370

Greetings, My name is Mr. Kennedy Uzoka the general Director cash processing unit united bank for Africa. The international monetary fund (I.M.F.) in conjunction with Organization of African Unity (O.A.U) has directed us to pay you the sum of Five million five hundred thousand united states dollars ($5.500, 000.00) for all the scam victims as compensation fund in cash through means of diplomatic courier service hand delivery.

Take note that Three thousand united states dollars (usd$3,000) has been taken out for all the expenses, taxes and other documents that matters. therefore do forward your home address and your phone number to this email: kennedyu176@gmail.com.

Mr. Kennedy Uzoka
Director cash processing unit
United bank of Africa. (U.B.A).
kennedyu176@gmail.com

I'm going to have to open another bank account...All this money I have coming will overwhelm one account...

Mr. Uzoka must not have a very skilled clerk-typist...Even the high school girls who did the typing for me knew to capitalize 'United States'...

spangy · 06-04-2021, 10:51 AM

STOP ... MY RIBS HURT

Vlim · 06-04-2021, 11:52 AM

My kids keep apping me for money. Strange, as I don't have any (kids or money)...

m1903a3 · 06-04-2021, 01:47 PM

My life is a shambles . . .

I've been extorted by that kind of email twice,
All my extended warranties are expiring,
The IRS has a warrant for my arrest,
The FBI is also after me,
I owe social security money,
Microsoft is canceling my software licenses,
My doctor has recommended several devices to assist my disabilities,
Amazon wants me to authorize a $499 purchase I can't recall, (after last months $399)
and Apple wants me to change my password.

sheepherder · 06-04-2021, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by m1903a3

My life is a shambles . . .

All my extended warranties are expiring,
Microsoft is canceling my software licenses,
Amazon wants me to authorize a $499 purchase I can't recall

I still get those three phone message/scams on my recorder.

The last one was the Amazon scam, but with a twist. The phone number to call for assistance was recorded in this format: "Please call Nineteen billion, one hundred five million, five hundred fifty one thousand, two hundred and twelve for assistance"...

What??? Never in all my years has anyone even given a phone number in that fashion...

The diction and accent were Yankee-perfect. Only one hint that it might not be a native 'Merican speaker...

lugerholsterrepair · 06-04-2021, 08:30 PM

I am in worse trouble than all of that! The IRS and Boarder Patrol are holding a "suspicious" package addressed to me. What could it possibly be and should I even ask? I think I will roll the dice and hope it is returned to sender.

As an aside I got another pet peeve. I no sooner than buy something from some company or contact someone about something and they feel free to bombard me with "promotion" emails by the dozens every day. "Gunbroker" is guilty as are many others. Give it a break people! I bought something so now I am live bait?

cirelaw · 06-04-2021, 09:23 PM

The IRS or the SSI will NEVER ask you for your Social Security Number~My granny fell for the scam!! She had to change all of her accounts!

sheepherder · 08-28-2021, 08:58 PM

Yay!!! I just got a call from Publisher's Clearing House; I'm a winner!!! The call said after years of submitting entries I've finally been selected to receive the prize! All I have to do is push 1 to be connected to Mr XXX XXXXX of the prize department to finalize arrangements for my prize!

Oh, this is wonderful! My medical bills are piling up, my car needs a new exhaust, the Corvette won't start, my lawn needs mowing, Bank America has a hold on my credit card, my newly-installed Leaf Filter is clogged, there's a bee nest under my back doorway and they've nailed me several times. Women don't want to be with me, men don't want to be me...My life has been a disaster...

But now that's all in the past! I'm rich!!! I'll buy a new home, bulldoze this one, donate a couple hundred to hurricane relief and just spend the rest foolishly!!!

What a great day! And not even my birthday yet!

But I do have to wonder how they found me...I've never filled out a PCH entry in my life...

10-19-2020, 10:39 AM	#42
sheepherder Lifer Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: ...on the 'ol Erie Canal... Posts: 8,181 Thanks: 1,398 Thanked 4,438 Times in 2,327 Posts	Just got another one... UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA NIGERIA OFFICE ADDRESS UBA HOUSE 57 MARINA P.O. BOX 2406 LAGOS NIGERIA PHONE +234 9024750370 Greetings, My name is Mr. Kennedy Uzoka the general Director cash processing unit united bank for Africa. The international monetary fund (I.M.F.) in conjunction with Organization of African Unity (O.A.U) has directed us to pay you the sum of Five million five hundred thousand united states dollars ($5.500, 000.00) for all the scam victims as compensation fund in cash through means of diplomatic courier service hand delivery. Take note that Three thousand united states dollars (usd$3,000) has been taken out for all the expenses, taxes and other documents that matters. therefore do forward your home address and your phone number to this email: kennedyu176@gmail.com. Mr. Kennedy Uzoka Director cash processing unit United bank of Africa. (U.B.A). kennedyu176@gmail.com I'm going to have to open another bank account...All this money I have coming will overwhelm one account... Mr. Uzoka must not have a very skilled clerk-typist...Even the high school girls who did the typing for me knew to capitalize 'United States'... __________________ I like my coffee the way I like my women... ...Cold and bitter...

06-04-2021, 10:51 AM	#43
spangy Lifer Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Sep 2020 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 607 Thanks: 2,984 Thanked 1,047 Times in 422 Posts	STOP ... MY RIBS HURT __________________ Whoever said that "money can't buy you happiness" never bought a Luger. WTB - Take Down Lever & Trigger Plate (#90) for an Imperial Artillery.

06-04-2021, 01:47 PM	#45
m1903a3 User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 197 Thanks: 26 Thanked 315 Times in 112 Posts	My life is a shambles . . . I've been extorted by that kind of email twice, All my extended warranties are expiring, The IRS has a warrant for my arrest, The FBI is also after me, I owe social security money, Microsoft is canceling my software licenses, My doctor has recommended several devices to assist my disabilities, Amazon wants me to authorize a $499 purchase I can't recall, (after last months $399) and Apple wants me to change my password. __________________ - Mike Life member: NRA, OVMS, VGCA Member: NAPCA, N-SSA(Veteran) Si vis pacem, para bellum

06-04-2021, 08:30 PM	#47
lugerholsterrepair Moderator Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Arizona/Colorado Posts: 7,760 Thanks: 4,848 Thanked 3,099 Times in 1,426 Posts	I am in worse trouble than all of that! The IRS and Boarder Patrol are holding a "suspicious" package addressed to me. What could it possibly be and should I even ask? I think I will roll the dice and hope it is returned to sender. As an aside I got another pet peeve. I no sooner than buy something from some company or contact someone about something and they feel free to bombard me with "promotion" emails by the dozens every day. "Gunbroker" is guilty as are many others. Give it a break people! I bought something so now I am live bait? __________________ Jerry Burney 11491 S. Guadalupe Drive Yuma AZ 85367-6182 lugerholsterrepair@earthlink.net 928 342-7583 (CO & AZ) Year Round 719 207-3331 (cell) "For those who Fight For It, Life has a flavor the protected will never know."

08-28-2021, 08:58 PM	#49
sheepherder Lifer Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: ...on the 'ol Erie Canal... Posts: 8,181 Thanks: 1,398 Thanked 4,438 Times in 2,327 Posts	OMG ! I'm finally a winner ! Yay!!! I just got a call from Publisher's Clearing House; I'm a winner!!! The call said after years of submitting entries I've finally been selected to receive the prize! All I have to do is push 1 to be connected to Mr XXX XXXXX of the prize department to finalize arrangements for my prize! Oh, this is wonderful! My medical bills are piling up, my car needs a new exhaust, the Corvette won't start, my lawn needs mowing, Bank America has a hold on my credit card, my newly-installed Leaf Filter is clogged, there's a bee nest under my back doorway and they've nailed me several times. Women don't want to be with me, men don't want to be me...My life has been a disaster... But now that's all in the past! I'm rich!!! I'll buy a new home, bulldoze this one, donate a couple hundred to hurricane relief and just spend the rest foolishly!!! What a great day! And not even my birthday yet! But I do have to wonder how they found me...I've never filled out a PCH entry in my life... __________________ I like my coffee the way I like my women... ...Cold and bitter...

06-04-2021, 11:52 AM	#44
Vlim Moderator Lifetime LugerForum Patron Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Europe Posts: 5,031 Thanks: 1,018 Thanked 3,873 Times in 1,184 Posts	My kids keep apping me for money. Strange, as I don't have any (kids or money)...

06-04-2021, 09:23 PM	#48
cirelaw Lifer Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: PORT ST LUCIE, FLORIDA Posts: 12,216 Thanks: 6,209 Thanked 4,133 Times in 2,173 Posts	The IRS or the SSI will NEVER ask you for your Social Security Number~My granny fell for the scam!! She had to change all of her accounts!