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07-25-2001, 11:00 AM | #1 |
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Humor from a non-Gun-Owning Friend
Received this alert from a friend in Florida who served 35 years in the Air Force as a pilot but doesn't own a gun.
Alarming Statistics... Number of physicians in the US: 700,000. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000. Total deaths per physician.... 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services) Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000. Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) 1,500. Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188 (* Benton County News Tribune on 17th of November, 1999). Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. "Remember, Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one doctor." Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand. Remember guns don't kill people, doctors do. |
07-25-2001, 11:47 AM | #2 |
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This Doktor takes exception to that (EOM)
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07-25-2001, 11:59 AM | #3 |
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All in good fun. No harm intended. (EOM)
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07-25-2001, 12:44 PM | #4 |
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In all fairness, I'm the worst of all...
I'm a Doktor WITH a gun!
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07-25-2001, 01:59 PM | #5 |
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Re: In all fairness, I'm the worst of all...
Herr Doktor, just what type of doctor are ye?
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07-25-2001, 04:09 PM | #6 |
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Re: In all fairness, I'm the worst of all...
Ph.D. Computer Science (LaSalle)
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07-25-2001, 05:23 PM | #7 |
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Sally
LeSalle!! Thats French for 'A Girl Named Sally' isn't it? I knew a gal named Sally. She was in data entry too.
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07-25-2001, 05:34 PM | #8 |
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Re: In all fairness, I'm the worst of all...
Hey! I just thought. Maybe that is why I like HÃ?Â¥kan's guns so much. His barrels are in Hex (computer joke)
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07-25-2001, 06:35 PM | #9 |
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GROAN...
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