Toooooo much Bier!!

Thor · 09-08-2002, 06:59 PM

The food was good today........The BIER WAS BETTER!! Methinks perhaps too MUCH Better!!The smell of cordite, blood and sweat hung heavy in the air! The rolling acrid smoke stung the young soldiers eyes as he peered through the haze of battle. Only faint moans of wounded soldiers muffled through the air and in the distance the faint clank of the machines of War from the retreating army. The soldier overwhelmed from the recent memories of the roar of battle, the cry of people being hit by small arms fire and artillery shrapnel stood in a daze remembering the recent senses reeling episodes of exploding shells, running and screaming people and all the other noises that made up the battle that had just concluded. Some of the smoke and haze cleared and the young soldier spied a German officer crumpled by several hits from a machine gun. He lay in an ackward crumpled heap that bespoke the violence of his death. Coming closer now………watching warily for any sign of life, the solider saw what he had long to find! A fine German pistol, or so he assumed, housed in a slightly blocky looking hard black case or holster as you yanks might call it. After certain the officer was stone cold dead, he removed the fine German pistol, glinting in the sunlight that was striving to clear the battle haze and smoke. IT WAS A LUGER, and real German Luger and upon close examination of the fine weapon, he knew he had found the personal weapon of the famous German General!! General Dieter Wilhelm Mauser!! For on the top of the toggle was inscribed the Generals initials in a fine scroll work! General DWM!!
Oh well.....you get the idea........burp!!
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lugerholsterrepair · 09-08-2002, 07:39 PM

Geeze Thor, I think I already told you this but a reminder, you should take up writing for a living! Jerry Burney

Herb · 09-08-2002, 08:20 PM

Ted, good one, I trust that you have suspended all restoration work for the evening! That one shares history with General Motors, General Electric, Discussions, Subjects, Info and many others that will go unnamed. Thanks.

Roadkill · 09-08-2002, 09:47 PM

You just got through reading your collection of "SGT Rock" and "The Haunted Tank" comics again, right?

RK

383 magnum · 09-12-2002, 11:09 PM

Those are good comics. I started reading them when I was a kid after getting bored with super heroes. Sgt. Fury is another good one.

Heydrich · 09-12-2002, 11:28 PM

Nick Fury of SHIELD was my favorite. The movie they made of this great comic book sucked, but there was one good part. At SHIELD’s floating headquarters, Fury goes up to the incompetent clown who has been around forever and was just appointed CO of the operation. Fury looks in his eyes, and says, “Some people stick to the bowl no matter how many times you flush.” Classic.

Mark A · 09-12-2002, 11:35 PM

Didja ever notice that Sgt. Rock couldn't wear a shirt five minutes before it was torn to shreds?
Haunted Tank was my favorite. Bet those old comics are worth some money now.

09-08-2002, 06:59 PM	#1
Thor User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Rio Rancho, New Mexico Posts: 4,583 Thanks: 958 Thanked 970 Times in 276 Posts	Toooooo much Bier!! The food was good today........The BIER WAS BETTER!! Methinks perhaps too MUCH Better!!The smell of cordite, blood and sweat hung heavy in the air! The rolling acrid smoke stung the young soldiers eyes as he peered through the haze of battle. Only faint moans of wounded soldiers muffled through the air and in the distance the faint clank of the machines of War from the retreating army. The soldier overwhelmed from the recent memories of the roar of battle, the cry of people being hit by small arms fire and artillery shrapnel stood in a daze remembering the recent senses reeling episodes of exploding shells, running and screaming people and all the other noises that made up the battle that had just concluded. Some of the smoke and haze cleared and the young soldier spied a German officer crumpled by several hits from a machine gun. He lay in an ackward crumpled heap that bespoke the violence of his death. Coming closer now………watching warily for any sign of life, the solider saw what he had long to find! A fine German pistol, or so he assumed, housed in a slightly blocky looking hard black case or holster as you yanks might call it. After certain the officer was stone cold dead, he removed the fine German pistol, glinting in the sunlight that was striving to clear the battle haze and smoke. IT WAS A LUGER, and real German Luger and upon close examination of the fine weapon, he knew he had found the personal weapon of the famous German General!! General Dieter Wilhelm Mauser!! For on the top of the toggle was inscribed the Generals initials in a fine scroll work! General DWM!! Oh well.....you get the idea........burp!! <img src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" border="0" alt="[cheers]" /> <img src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" border="0" alt="[cheers]" /> <img src="graemlins/drink.gif" border="0" alt="[cherrsagai]" /> __________________ Thor's Luger Clinic http://members.rennlist.com/lugerman/ Ted Green (Thor Yaller Boots) 725 Western Hills Dr SE, Rio Rancho, NM 87124 915-526-8925 Email thor340@aol.com ----------------------------------- John3:3 Jesus answered and said to him, "Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."

09-08-2002, 07:39 PM	#2
lugerholsterrepair Moderator Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Arizona/Colorado Posts: 7,761 Thanks: 4,852 Thanked 3,101 Times in 1,427 Posts	Geeze Thor, I think I already told you this but a reminder, you should take up writing for a living! Jerry Burney __________________ Jerry Burney 11491 S. Guadalupe Drive Yuma AZ 85367-6182 lugerholsterrepair@earthlink.net 928 342-7583 (CO & AZ) Year Round 719 207-3331 (cell) "For those who Fight For It, Life has a flavor the protected will never know."

09-08-2002, 08:20 PM	#3
Herb User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Utah, in the land of the Sleeping Rainbow Posts: 1,457 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Ted, good one, I trust that you have suspended all restoration work for the evening! That one shares history with General Motors, General Electric, Discussions, Subjects, Info and many others that will go unnamed. Thanks. __________________ Utah, where gun control means a steady trigger pull

09-12-2002, 11:35 PM	#7
Mark A User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Wheat Ridge, CO Posts: 105 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Didja ever notice that Sgt. Rock couldn't wear a shirt five minutes before it was torn to shreds? Haunted Tank was my favorite. Bet those old comics are worth some money now. __________________ Mark

09-08-2002, 09:47 PM	#4
Roadkill User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,632 Thanks: 1 Thanked 28 Times in 17 Posts	You just got through reading your collection of "SGT Rock" and "The Haunted Tank" comics again, right? RK

09-12-2002, 11:09 PM	#5
383 magnum User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 120 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Those are good comics. I started reading them when I was a kid after getting bored with super heroes. Sgt. Fury is another good one.

09-12-2002, 11:28 PM	#6
Heydrich Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Oregon Posts: 181 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Nick Fury of SHIELD was my favorite. The movie they made of this great comic book sucked, but there was one good part. At SHIELD’s floating headquarters, Fury goes up to the incompetent clown who has been around forever and was just appointed CO of the operation. Fury looks in his eyes, and says, “Some people stick to the bowl no matter how many times you flush.” Classic.