I'm a hopeless addict

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I slipped again. Who will start a Gunitis AA for us weeklings??? I had 1911itis for years, never cured but in remission after 2..OK3...maybe 5-6 or 10. who knows? Lost count. Then Lugeritis...1..2..3--sick, sick, sick. Now it's Colt Single Action Armyitis, much worse than either of the others--do you know what these pills cost these days? Wow. Seduced by a 100% original 4 3/4" blue (so pretty) .45 SAA today. A 1978 model in absolutely unfired condition--I'll fix that next week, they gotta shoot (why I don't know) or out they go. Tell me, how do you cure this disease (these diseases, I love too many different models)? It always seems that I have more guns than I need but never as many as I want. How come?

On the other hand, you guys (and gals) are probably the wrong people to ask. Your answers will probably be to recommend more expensive pills. Maybe gun rationing is a good idea after all.....nah, I'd die without more pills.