Tulsa - Page 2

Ron Wood · 11-07-2011, 09:31 PM

To pee or not to pee, that is the question. Whether it is nobler to bear the pains of an outrageous bladder or by elimination, end them. Aye, there is the rub, for in that urgency of travel what trials must come that cause a pause for pee?

Edward Tinker · 11-07-2011, 10:05 PM

I need to stop more often than the wife (no medical condition

) just always have had a smaller bladder.

Admit it freely, I drink a 32 oz dr pepper and I'll be stopping an hr and a half later

Ed

Mike B · 11-07-2011, 10:07 PM

I wonder how far Shakespear would drive his chariot before looking for a pee stop.

hgreer2 · 11-07-2011, 10:53 PM

When my wife was 8 months pregnant, we would have to stop every 30 miles. The bad part, two or three stops to find a restroom clean enough. I don't miss those days.

Harry

mrerick · 11-08-2011, 12:01 AM

You can never own coffee or beer.

You must only rent it...

Enjoy the trip!!!!

Marc

lew1 · 11-08-2011, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by postino

I tried that once with an empty 12oz beer bottle left in my car...Did you know that your body outputs more than a beer bottle can hold???

At times, you are correct. That is why I have a big bottle.

sheepherder · 11-08-2011, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by lew1

At times, you are correct. That is why I have a big bottle.

Here was my reasoning; I'd gone before I left home; had a beer at the shop while my car was being worked on; chatted awhile, then left for the air base. On the way, I had to go, and I figured it was *just* the rented beer flowing on its way to the sea...So I grabbed the bottle (5 cent deposit) and...overfilled it...

It was a 1975 Trans Am, with really tough glass windows...I actually tried throwing a beer bottle out of the open window one night...The window wasn't open...The bottle bounced off the window glass and back into my lap...(It was empty...no fluid therein)...

On the other hand, while disassembling a 1974 Datsun 260Z of my wifes for painting, I accidentally just tapped the door glass with a screwdriver and it went to pieces...just disintegrated into little 1/4 inch fragments...

...Go figure...

Ah...The joys of youth...

lew1 · 11-08-2011, 12:28 PM

We are lucky. About 3 years ago I was on I-70 (east of Coumbus) coming from New Stanton. Big accident. All traffic stopped for a bit and I had to use the bottle. Then traffic started moving slowly. But a car in the right hand lane (in front of about three trucks) was stopped -- with no one in the car. And they were no blowing ther horn, etc. All of a sudden I saw two girls coming over a hill heading towards the car.

I had wondered why the truck drivers had a smile on their face.

Hugh · 11-08-2011, 04:04 PM

Amusing how a thread on driving to Tulsa has morphed into a thread on peeing!!!!

Norme · 11-08-2011, 04:13 PM

Here's the perfect accessory for those making the long drive. Regards, Norm

sheepherder · 11-08-2011, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Norme

Here's the perfect accessory for those making the long drive. Regards, Norm

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Ich verstehe nicht…

11-07-2011, 09:31 PM	#21
Ron Wood Moderator 2010 LugerForum Patron Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Santa Teresa New Mexico just outside of the West Texas town of El Paso Posts: 7,022 Thanks: 1,090 Thanked 5,178 Times in 1,703 Posts	To pee or not to pee, that is the question. Whether it is nobler to bear the pains of an outrageous bladder or by elimination, end them. Aye, there is the rub, for in that urgency of travel what trials must come that cause a pause for pee? __________________ If it's made after 1918...it's a reproduction

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mrerick Super Moderator - Patron LugerForum Life Patron Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Eastern North Carolina, USA Posts: 3,909 Thanks: 1,374 Thanked 3,110 Times in 1,510 Posts	You can never own coffee or beer. You must only rent it... Enjoy the trip!!!! Marc __________________ Igitur si vis pacem, para bellum - - Therefore if you want peace, prepare for war.

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lew1 Lifer Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,108 Thanks: 82 Thanked 204 Times in 112 Posts	We are lucky. About 3 years ago I was on I-70 (east of Coumbus) coming from New Stanton. Big accident. All traffic stopped for a bit and I had to use the bottle. Then traffic started moving slowly. But a car in the right hand lane (in front of about three trucks) was stopped -- with no one in the car. And they were no blowing ther horn, etc. All of a sudden I saw two girls coming over a hill heading towards the car. I had wondered why the truck drivers had a smile on their face. __________________ charlie

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Hugh RIP Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Southeast Texas Swamp Posts: 2,460 Thanks: 2 Thanked 165 Times in 64 Posts	Amusing how a thread on driving to Tulsa has morphed into a thread on peeing!!!! __________________ *TRUMP FOR PREZ IN '20!*

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Edward Tinker Super Moderator Eternal Lifer LugerForum Patron Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: North of Spokane, WA Posts: 15,933 Thanks: 2,032 Thanked 4,530 Times in 2,092 Posts	I need to stop more often than the wife (no medical condition ) just always have had a smaller bladder. Admit it freely, I drink a 32 oz dr pepper and I'll be stopping an hr and a half later Ed

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Mike B Lifer Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 979 Thanks: 1 Thanked 271 Times in 99 Posts	I wonder how far Shakespear would drive his chariot before looking for a pee stop.

11-07-2011, 10:53 PM	#24
hgreer2 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 309 Thanks: 1 Thanked 29 Times in 20 Posts	When my wife was 8 months pregnant, we would have to stop every 30 miles. The bad part, two or three stops to find a restroom clean enough. I don't miss those days. Harry