OT: Texas Disaster - Page 2

Edward Tinker · 06-03-2003, 03:18 PM

Wes, I've pruposly knot tried to right and tel ya this, but ya screwed up!

Them chickens are air chickens from Texas, ya hang em up by their feets and they grows really big!

feedin em upside down lik can be a chorse, as you haf ta hands feeds em.

Ed

wterrell · 06-03-2003, 07:27 PM

Ed,
I was almost sure that I purchased 'plain' chickens, not 'plane' chickens.

Edward Tinker · 06-03-2003, 08:02 PM

You kill me!!!

got me, that is a good one, <img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" />

Navy · 06-03-2003, 10:14 PM

All,
A few points of fact.
First, an Are Cee was the equivalent, if not superior to the coka cola because you got more for your nickle.
Second, a true conniseur would mix a nickle bag of planters with a nickle bag of M&Ms and, after having a big ole swig or two, pour a 50/50 blend of the two into the are cee and, after affixing the thumb tightly across the mouth of the bottle, shake vigorously. Decorum demanded that the thumb be removed within 10-15 seconds and the resulting hypervelocity sugar rush be delivered to the nearest open mouth which may or may not have been the shakers.
For more on this subject, pls see The White Trash Cook Book, a wonderful piece of americana.

Anyone here ever have a Pig and Whistle fried pie?
Tom A.

ViggoG · 06-03-2003, 11:49 PM

Ron, <img border="0" alt="[crying]" title="" src="graemlins/crying.gif" />
It tares me up to have to tell you!

But that Texan wer'nt so smart <img border="0" alt="[nono]" title="" src="graemlins/nono.gif" />
He could/ev Took'n em pose' holes somwhar nothwes oh Shervspoat ,Lousyana N stacks em up in Oil City "N" hev hemself ah cuple oh Gushers !! <img border="0" alt="[jumper]" title="" src="graemlins/jumper.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[jumper]" title="" src="graemlins/jumper.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[jumper]" title="" src="graemlins/jumper.gif" />
Ah nose cuz I dun ben der <img border="0" alt="[ouch]" title="" src="graemlins/c.gif" />
ViggoG <img border="0" alt="[burnout]" title="" src="graemlins/burnout.gif" />

06-03-2003, 03:18 PM	#21
Edward Tinker Super Moderator Eternal Lifer LugerForum Patron Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: North of Spokane, WA Posts: 15,927 Thanks: 2,028 Thanked 4,525 Times in 2,090 Posts	Wes, I've pruposly knot tried to right and tel ya this, but ya screwed up! Them chickens are air chickens from Texas, ya hang em up by their feets and they grows really big! feedin em upside down lik can be a chorse, as you haf ta hands feeds em. Ed __________________ Edward Tinker ************ Co-Author of Police Lugers - Co-Author of Simson Lugers Author of Veteran Bring Backs Vol I, Vol II, Vol III and Vol IV

06-03-2003, 07:27 PM	#22
wterrell User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,096 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Ed, I was almost sure that I purchased 'plain' chickens, not 'plane' chickens. __________________ Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo, wes --------------------

06-03-2003, 08:02 PM	#23
Edward Tinker Super Moderator Eternal Lifer LugerForum Patron Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: North of Spokane, WA Posts: 15,927 Thanks: 2,028 Thanked 4,525 Times in 2,090 Posts	You kill me!!! got me, that is a good one, <img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" /> __________________ Edward Tinker ************ Co-Author of Police Lugers - Co-Author of Simson Lugers Author of Veteran Bring Backs Vol I, Vol II, Vol III and Vol IV

06-03-2003, 10:14 PM	#24
Navy RIP Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Dc 'burbs in Virginia Posts: 2,482 Thanks: 0 Thanked 16 Times in 10 Posts	All, A few points of fact. First, an Are Cee was the equivalent, if not superior to the coka cola because you got more for your nickle. Second, a true conniseur would mix a nickle bag of planters with a nickle bag of M&Ms and, after having a big ole swig or two, pour a 50/50 blend of the two into the are cee and, after affixing the thumb tightly across the mouth of the bottle, shake vigorously. Decorum demanded that the thumb be removed within 10-15 seconds and the resulting hypervelocity sugar rush be delivered to the nearest open mouth which may or may not have been the shakers. For more on this subject, pls see The White Trash Cook Book, a wonderful piece of americana. Anyone here ever have a Pig and Whistle fried pie? Tom A.

06-03-2003, 11:49 PM	#25
ViggoG RIP Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: South Side Virginia Posts: 534 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Ron, <img border="0" alt="[crying]" title="" src="graemlins/crying.gif" /> It tares me up to have to tell you! But that Texan wer'nt so smart <img border="0" alt="[nono]" title="" src="graemlins/nono.gif" /> He could/ev Took'n em pose' holes somwhar nothwes oh Shervspoat ,Lousyana N stacks em up in Oil City "N" hev hemself ah cuple oh Gushers !! <img border="0" alt="[jumper]" title="" src="graemlins/jumper.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[jumper]" title="" src="graemlins/jumper.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[jumper]" title="" src="graemlins/jumper.gif" /> Ah nose cuz I dun ben der <img border="0" alt="[ouch]" title="" src="graemlins/c.gif" /> ViggoG <img border="0" alt="[burnout]" title="" src="graemlins/burnout.gif" />