OT, but cute.

[Ron Smith]

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy
of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you
are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a
lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And
there's the teacher, She's dead. "


A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she
said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood,
as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red
in the
face.."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in
the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my
feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a
Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of
the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a
note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end
of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip
cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is
watching the apples.

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