What is it with women?

[Jack Lawman]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">posted by: Roadkill
What is it with women? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Is it folly to answer a rhetorical question?

I'll give it a shot...

The answer is simple. They treat us like dogs.

I don't mean that in a bad way. They feed us, teach us to fetch (milk, bread, diapers), make excuses for us when we mess up in public, beat the crap out of us when we mess up at home, love us when we listen, hate us when we don't, miss us when we run away, beat the crap out of us when we come back, buy us silly clothes that look good but make us itch so we don't wear them, and try to keep us on a short leash until the constant pulling wears them out.

But we gladly tolerate it all because they take care of the puppies and scratch us behind the ear and make our legs shiver.

Jack