Hey.......John Dunkle.....you have

[Ted]

is the package "ticking"?? (Are Kevlar Apparel Items in this year? Dust off that old Flak Jacket, hehe)


can I open it with "mixed" company around??? (OF course, you are a free American and can do what you wish (assuming the Gov stays out of it))


SHOULD I open it in mixed company?? (oh.....be my guest, the more fun, the more.....fun)


Will I have to send it back after I use it?? (oh you are beginning to sound like I sent you a love doll or something No, you may keep it! In fact.....PLEASE keep it!)

- Does FRANK know what it is??!! (Hell no! Are you crazy, haven't you hear of TELEFRANK? that is the next best set of communications to Tell a Vision, or Tell a phone!)


now I'll be checking my mailbox every day..!!!!! (Hell, dont do that, you will get drive yourself crazy, oh.....shoot......that WAS the idea! )


I hope one day......you can forgive me!!! (that'll drive him crazy) And please.........lets not start any "package wars" ) Well........let me think about that one some more.

Package is in route and I will keep you up to date where it is and when it is getting CLOSE to you! Hehehehehe

This is fun! a bad......bad teedor