Attention! Home Depot Scam!!!

Hugh · 03-03-2007, 12:58 AM

Home Depot Scam!!!!!

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you
thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead they ask you
for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they
get in the back seat.

On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals
your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Feb 10th, 15th, 18th, twice on the 20th, 22nd,
25th, & 30th; also on Mar 1st, twice today, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So watch out and tell your friends to be careful.

lew1 · 03-03-2007, 07:38 AM

I think I am going to have to move to Texas.

Ron Smith · 03-03-2007, 09:39 AM

So, you fired the Dillos and hired them. Hugh, Hugh, Hugh....?

wlyon · 03-03-2007, 09:42 AM

Hugh Will they travel? Bill in Montana

stefanosg · 03-04-2007, 07:13 PM

I stopped shopping at Home Depot years ago, but I may have to reconsider that decision

davidkachel · 03-04-2007, 07:30 PM

I'm supposed to go out with my wife tonight, but to hell with that... there are four Home Depot's in my area!

I think I hurt myself laughing Hugh. My second will be calling your second.

c3006 · 03-04-2007, 08:04 PM

I stood around in the Home Depot parking lot all day today and all that happened was a 80 year old granny asked me to help her load 200 bags of playsand on her truck,now my back hurts. THANKS HUGH

Hugh · 03-04-2007, 11:15 PM

Clint,
They must have been at Lowes!

Big Norm · 03-05-2007, 02:56 AM

I tried the get the same scam going at a local big grocery store, but nothing happened.
Big Norm
________
Tried. Failed. Tried again. Failed better.

davidkachel · 03-05-2007, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Big Norm
I tried the get the same scam going at a local big grocery store, but nothing happened.
Big Norm

Norm,

Maybe your T-shirt wasn't skimpy enough!?

Hugh · 03-05-2007, 05:46 PM

Or he had the wrong parts hanging out in the wrong places

davidkachel · 03-05-2007, 05:50 PM

Thanks Hugh! Now how do I get THAT picture out of my mind!@?

Crotalus · 03-06-2007, 01:30 PM

Ill have to load up on cheap velcro wallets with nothing in it except a $5. Five bucks definately seems worth it.

DCCUK · 03-20-2007, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by c3006
I stood around in the Home Depot parking lot all day today and all that happened was a 80 year old granny asked me to help her load 200 bags of playsand on her truck,now my back hurts. THANKS HUGH

Got myself a hernia.... and laid.... that way....

DCCUK

03-03-2007, 12:58 AM	#1
Hugh RIP Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Southeast Texas Swamp Posts: 2,460 Thanks: 2 Thanked 166 Times in 65 Posts	Attention! Home Depot Scam!!! Home Depot Scam!!!!! A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead they ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen Feb 10th, 15th, 18th, twice on the 20th, 22nd, 25th, & 30th; also on Mar 1st, twice today, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So watch out and tell your friends to be careful. __________________ *TRUMP FOR PREZ IN '20!*

03-03-2007, 07:38 AM	#2
lew1 Lifer Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,108 Thanks: 82 Thanked 204 Times in 112 Posts	I think I am going to have to move to Texas. __________________ charlie

03-03-2007, 09:39 AM	#3
Ron Smith User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Orygun Posts: 4,243 Thanks: 118 Thanked 245 Times in 150 Posts	So, you fired the Dillos and hired them. Hugh, Hugh, Hugh....? __________________ I Still Need DWM side plate #49... if anyone runs across a nice one. What ~Rudyard Kipling~ said...

03-03-2007, 09:42 AM	#4
wlyon Lifer 2X Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: May 2005 Location: Somewhere in Montana Posts: 2,656 Thanks: 3,212 Thanked 2,620 Times in 972 Posts	Hugh Will they travel? Bill in Montana __________________ Bill Lyon

03-04-2007, 07:13 PM	#5
stefanosg User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: East Central Florida Posts: 367 Thanks: 1 Thanked 7 Times in 2 Posts	I stopped shopping at Home Depot years ago, but I may have to reconsider that decision __________________ "When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty."

03-04-2007, 07:30 PM	#6
davidkachel User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 784 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	I'm supposed to go out with my wife tonight, but to hell with that... there are four Home Depot's in my area! I think I hurt myself laughing Hugh. My second will be calling your second. __________________ A heroin habit would be cheaper.

03-04-2007, 08:04 PM	#7
c3006 User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: east tn Posts: 526 Thanks: 5 Thanked 12 Times in 5 Posts	I stood around in the Home Depot parking lot all day today and all that happened was a 80 year old granny asked me to help her load 200 bags of playsand on her truck,now my back hurts. THANKS HUGH __________________ Men Accustomed unto thier arms and their liberties will never endure the yoke. James Harrington 1776

03-04-2007, 11:15 PM	#8
Hugh RIP Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Southeast Texas Swamp Posts: 2,460 Thanks: 2 Thanked 166 Times in 65 Posts	Clint, They must have been at Lowes! __________________ *TRUMP FOR PREZ IN '20!*

03-05-2007, 02:56 AM	#9
Big Norm RIP Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,864 Thanks: 1 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	I tried the get the same scam going at a local big grocery store, but nothing happened. Big Norm ________ Tried. Failed. Tried again. Failed better.

03-05-2007, 05:46 PM	#11
Hugh RIP Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Southeast Texas Swamp Posts: 2,460 Thanks: 2 Thanked 166 Times in 65 Posts	Or he had the wrong parts hanging out in the wrong places __________________ *TRUMP FOR PREZ IN '20!*

03-05-2007, 05:50 PM	#12
davidkachel User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 784 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Thanks Hugh! Now how do I get THAT picture out of my mind!@? __________________ A heroin habit would be cheaper.

03-06-2007, 01:30 PM	#13
Crotalus User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 68 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	Ill have to load up on cheap velcro wallets with nothing in it except a $5. Five bucks definately seems worth it.

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