one of my friends on another forum....

tomaustin · 01-22-2021, 06:05 PM

Yesterday, I read that some famous Rabbi is claiming the the vaccine will make you gay...I intend to watch some manly movie tonight and see if I get any stirrings from the lead actor. I sure hope not, it would cost a fortune for me to replace my whole wardrobe. I will let you all know how that turns out, but 20 minutes after the shot I was still watching the cute butts on the women, not the men, so maybe I am immune.

gunnertwo · 01-22-2021, 06:44 PM

You've given me the laugh of the day! Much needed...

G2

Norme · 01-22-2021, 06:52 PM

There's a lot in what that Rabbi said, I had my first shot just over a week ago and Rambo looks cuter already.
Norm

Ron Wood · 01-22-2021, 07:03 PM

Sounds to me like the Rabbi might be hitting the Manischewitz a little too hard.
Ron

sheepherder · 01-22-2021, 07:47 PM

I'm watching the Friday Night Heights [women's college gymnastics] and I'm definitely straight...But a 70 year old man watching 20 year old women in leotards probably isn't the ideal mindset...

mrerick · 01-22-2021, 08:07 PM

This thread is so wrong and on so many levels...

spangy · 01-22-2021, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron Wood

Sounds to me like the Rabbi might be hitting the Manischewitz a little too hard.
Ron

Either that or the good rabbi has performed one too many brit milah's (circumcision ceremony's)

Vlim · 01-22-2021, 08:35 PM

And nobody sells pink luger grips

wlyon · 01-22-2021, 09:28 PM

maybe that cute butt you were watching was a cross dresser?

Edward Tinker · 01-22-2021, 09:38 PM

how inappropriate Tom - laughed a good laugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vlim

And nobody sells pink luger grips

If you really want some, I will find some american pink for you my friend

spripple33 · 01-22-2021, 11:06 PM

Vlim, I just may be able to help you out. I currently only make grips for 1911s but I might be able make you a set for your Luger if you REALLY want 'em... Is this pink enough for you?

gunbugs · 01-22-2021, 11:22 PM

My eyes!!! My eyes!!! Aaaaahhhhh!!

spangy · 01-22-2021, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spripple33

Vlim, I just may be able to help you out. I currently only make grips for 1911s but I might be able make you a set for your Luger if you REALLY want 'em... Is this pink enough for you?

I had a hunch you would post in this thread Jason

spripple33 · 01-23-2021, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunbugs

My eyes!!! My eyes!!! Aaaaahhhhh!!

gunbugs- girls shoot guns too... perhaps a set made of finest coprolite for you?

Bill_in_VA · 01-23-2021, 07:54 AM

I’m already a lesbian trapped in a man’s body so I’m not worried.

Bill_in_VA · 01-23-2021, 07:56 AM

Speaking of mohels, Greg, did you hear about the mohel who did circumcisions for free? He worked for tips.

gunbugs · 01-23-2021, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spripple33

gunbugs- girls shoot guns too... perhaps a set made of finest coprolite for you?

I try not to buy crappy grips for my guns....

Ron Wood · 01-23-2021, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill_in_VA

Speaking of mohels, Greg, did you hear about the mohel who did circumcisions for free? He worked for tips.

No, but I did hear about the one that circumcised elephants...the pay was lousy but the tips were big.
Ron

Norme · 01-23-2021, 02:08 PM

Did you hear about the blind mohel? He was a cut above the rest.
Norm

Ron Wood · 01-23-2021, 02:14 PM

Norm,
I hear there is a short story behind that.
Ron

01-22-2021, 06:05 PM	#1
tomaustin Lifer X5 Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: texas Posts: 708 Thanks: 87 Thanked 522 Times in 201 Posts	one of my friends on another forum.... Yesterday, I read that some famous Rabbi is claiming the the vaccine will make you gay...I intend to watch some manly movie tonight and see if I get any stirrings from the lead actor. I sure hope not, it would cost a fortune for me to replace my whole wardrobe. I will let you all know how that turns out, but 20 minutes after the shot I was still watching the cute butts on the women, not the men, so maybe I am immune.

01-22-2021, 07:03 PM	#4
Ron Wood Moderator 2010 LugerForum Patron Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Santa Teresa New Mexico just outside of the West Texas town of El Paso Posts: 7,035 Thanks: 1,106 Thanked 5,242 Times in 1,719 Posts	Sounds to me like the Rabbi might be hitting the Manischewitz a little too hard. Ron __________________ If it's made after 1918...it's a reproduction

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sheepherder Lifer Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: ...on the 'ol Erie Canal... Posts: 8,195 Thanks: 1,414 Thanked 4,462 Times in 2,336 Posts	I'm watching the Friday Night Heights [women's college gymnastics] and I'm definitely straight...But a 70 year old man watching 20 year old women in leotards probably isn't the ideal mindset... __________________ I like my coffee the way I like my women... ...Cold and bitter...

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01-22-2021, 06:52 PM	#3
Norme Always A Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,417 Thanks: 226 Thanked 2,607 Times in 933 Posts	There's a lot in what that Rabbi said, I had my first shot just over a week ago and Rambo looks cuter already. Norm

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Norme Always A Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,417 Thanks: 226 Thanked 2,607 Times in 933 Posts	Did you hear about the blind mohel? He was a cut above the rest. Norm

01-23-2021, 02:14 PM	#20
Ron Wood Moderator 2010 LugerForum Patron Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Santa Teresa New Mexico just outside of the West Texas town of El Paso Posts: 7,035 Thanks: 1,106 Thanked 5,242 Times in 1,719 Posts	Norm, I hear there is a short story behind that. Ron __________________ If it's made after 1918...it's a reproduction