You might be a gun nut if::::

saab-bob · 08-20-2015, 03:29 PM

I was cruising the net and came across this website.
Thought it was really funny and figured you gents would enjoy it.

http://gunguy.tempdomainname.com/gun_nut.htm

Two of my favorties.

" ..if you've ever bought a $600 pistol at a gun show because you had a $12 holster at home it would fit ".

This is so me.

"...If you ever had to explain "It's NOT the same gun its a variation! "

Could use some laughs these days!
Bob

ithacaartist · 08-21-2015, 12:43 AM

This one's my fave, "...you strip all the paint off our car and refinish it with cold blue." Although I'd probably try Rust blue...

I like to end the day with a smile, but several of these made me laugh out loud!

Sergio Natali · 08-21-2015, 08:31 AM

Bob I'm afraid you're in good company, I'm a lot like that too!
Thanks for sharing it's quite funny.

Sergio

rhuff · 08-21-2015, 02:13 PM

Some of those lines really hit close to home!! Thanx

signalman · 08-24-2015, 02:24 AM

"...your cat is named Mauser and your dog is Luger."

My dog is named "Flare Pistol", "Flare" for short.

And he goes to most gun shows with me.

alvin · 08-24-2015, 07:13 PM

>> ... you ever had to explain, "It's NOT the same gun, it's a variation!"

All friends who saw my collection say "they are same", and all of them are disappointed "no high-tech one? Glock? No?"

But I got their point, I told them, "for home defense, I have a WASR-10. This one, more powerful than Glock"

Sergio Natali · 08-25-2015, 07:48 AM

For HD I've got a GLOCK 19 still sometimes I like to joke saying that for home defence I use a C96, can you imagine the face of a burglar when you appear with such a "strange gun" in your hands?

Sergio

08-20-2015, 03:29 PM	#1
saab-bob User Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: So Cal Posts: 459 Thanks: 774 Thanked 143 Times in 87 Posts	You might be a gun nut if:::: I was cruising the net and came across this website. Thought it was really funny and figured you gents would enjoy it. http://gunguy.tempdomainname.com/gun_nut.htm Two of my favorties. " ..if you've ever bought a $600 pistol at a gun show because you had a $12 holster at home it would fit ". This is so me. "...If you ever had to explain "It's NOT the same gun its a variation! " Could use some laughs these days! Bob __________________ "I think,therefore I own guns"

08-21-2015, 12:43 AM	#2
ithacaartist Twice a Lifer Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Atop the highest hill in Schuyler County NY Posts: 3,374 Thanks: 7,447 Thanked 2,613 Times in 1,380 Posts	This one's my fave, "...you strip all the paint off our car and refinish it with cold blue." Although I'd probably try Rust blue... I like to end the day with a smile, but several of these made me laugh out loud! __________________ "... Liberty is the seed and soil, the air and light, the dew and rain of progress, love and joy."-- Robert Greene Ingersoll 1894

08-21-2015, 08:31 AM	#3
Sergio Natali User Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Somewhere in Northern Italy Posts: 2,646 Thanks: 1,087 Thanked 1,783 Times in 1,007 Posts	Bob I'm afraid you're in good company, I'm a lot like that too! Thanks for sharing it's quite funny. Sergio __________________ "Originality can't be restored and should be at the top of any collector's priority list.

08-25-2015, 07:48 AM	#7
Sergio Natali User Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Somewhere in Northern Italy Posts: 2,646 Thanks: 1,087 Thanked 1,783 Times in 1,007 Posts	For HD I've got a GLOCK 19 still sometimes I like to joke saying that for home defence I use a C96, can you imagine the face of a burglar when you appear with such a "strange gun" in your hands? Sergio __________________ "Originality can't be restored and should be at the top of any collector's priority list.

08-21-2015, 02:13 PM	#4
rhuff Patron LugerForum Patron Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Az. Posts: 2,308 Thanks: 2,737 Thanked 993 Times in 729 Posts	Some of those lines really hit close to home!! Thanx

08-24-2015, 02:24 AM	#5
signalman User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	"...your cat is named Mauser and your dog is Luger." My dog is named "Flare Pistol", "Flare" for short. And he goes to most gun shows with me.

08-24-2015, 07:13 PM	#6
alvin User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: US Posts: 3,843 Thanks: 132 Thanked 729 Times in 438 Posts	>> ... you ever had to explain, "It's NOT the same gun, it's a variation!" All friends who saw my collection say "they are same", and all of them are disappointed "no high-tech one? Glock? No?" But I got their point, I told them, "for home defense, I have a WASR-10. This one, more powerful than Glock"