I don't understand women....

hgreer2 · 07-09-2011, 11:44 AM

My wife told me to find someplace to keep my SH*T, can you imagine.

Harry

lugerholsterrepair · 07-09-2011, 12:06 PM

Harry..So pitch the bed onto the back porch and make this your gun room! Problem solved...

hgreer2 · 07-09-2011, 12:07 PM

I'll call this afternoon and let you talk to her........

Just for the record, no one has slept in there in 15 years.

Harry

lugerholsterrepair · 07-09-2011, 12:36 PM

Harry..Go ahead! When I get thru talking to her... you'll be sleeping in there!

calibrator · 07-09-2011, 01:29 PM

If you haven't already, get yourself a nice fireproof safe and bolt it to the floor. DON'T call it a "GunSafe" for psychological bargaining with your wife. I'm sure she would like a secure place to store her valuables also. Women like to feel all "Safe, Secure and Protected". I wouldn't trust a safety deposit box these days either, as you don't really control it. Should help with your insurance also. I marvel at guys with large collections that try to "hide" them in the closet or under the bed. If you don't live in a place like Arizona (Lucky Me !) get a de-humidifier to prevent rust and mildew. YMMV Joe

WG dog · 07-09-2011, 02:25 PM

What does a woman want?

kitchen remodel,

with granite

What is the meaning of life?

home decor

policeluger · 07-09-2011, 03:03 PM

amen brothers,.....Jerry very funny.........

hgreer2 · 07-09-2011, 05:30 PM

HA! HA! HA!, she doesn't know who she's messing with, I'll take another bedroom, if I want!! I have all original bayonets for all my long guns.

Got to go now and put this crap away before she gets home from the beauty shop.

Harry

Edward Tinker · 07-09-2011, 05:44 PM

Harry, i will circle the ones that I want, and you can sell them to me; then buy them back in 10 years

WG, I like granite marble tops

Ed

jiddo · 07-09-2011, 06:03 PM

OH MY!!! What noive!!

FNorm · 07-09-2011, 06:21 PM

There are two theories to arguing with a woman.
Neither works. Will rogers.

jiddo · 07-09-2011, 06:27 PM

That "what noive" comment of course was directed to the term sh**

of all those beauties....

jiddo · 07-09-2011, 06:28 PM

yes... Rogers did about cover it.....

hgreer2 · 07-09-2011, 06:32 PM

With great satisfaction I would like to inform you that the first volume of "Basic Introductory Manual to Understanding Women" is now available.

Harry

jiddo · 07-09-2011, 07:09 PM

...Hmm... could have sworn it was the IRS tax code...

hgreer2 · 07-09-2011, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jiddo

That "what noive" comment of course was directed to the term sh**

of all those beauties....

She doesn't appreciate or enjoy my toys, but she does tolerate it, so I can't say much.

Harry

jiddo · 07-09-2011, 07:52 PM

smart man...

pitsword · 07-09-2011, 07:58 PM

Harry, you swine.

Tell us how anyone...ebeen hur, could discount your love of life und Guns. I look/live here for reinforcement in my life. Sorta like you'uns beeln like "us'ns".

hgreer2 · 07-09-2011, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pitsword

Harry, you swine.

Tell us how anyone...ebeen hur, could discount your love of life und Guns. I look/live here for reinforcement in my life. Sorta like you'uns beeln like "us'ns".

Yeah, but Lobster cost me a LOT more than it does you.........

Harry

hgreer2 · 07-09-2011, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WG dog

What does a woman want?

kitchen remodel,

with granite

What is the meaning of life?

home decor

Welcome to my world and I can't say NO for obvious reasons.....

Harry

07-09-2011, 11:44 AM	#1
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lugerholsterrepair Moderator Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Arizona/Colorado Posts: 7,763 Thanks: 4,866 Thanked 3,105 Times in 1,429 Posts	Harry..So pitch the bed onto the back porch and make this your gun room! Problem solved... __________________ Jerry Burney 11491 S. Guadalupe Drive Yuma AZ 85367-6182 lugerholsterrepair@earthlink.net 928 342-7583 (CO & AZ) Year Round 719 207-3331 (cell) "For those who Fight For It, Life has a flavor the protected will never know."

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lugerholsterrepair Moderator Lifetime Forum Patron Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Arizona/Colorado Posts: 7,763 Thanks: 4,866 Thanked 3,105 Times in 1,429 Posts	Harry..Go ahead! When I get thru talking to her... you'll be sleeping in there! __________________ Jerry Burney 11491 S. Guadalupe Drive Yuma AZ 85367-6182 lugerholsterrepair@earthlink.net 928 342-7583 (CO & AZ) Year Round 719 207-3331 (cell) "For those who Fight For It, Life has a flavor the protected will never know."

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07-09-2011, 05:30 PM	#8
hgreer2 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 309 Thanks: 1 Thanked 29 Times in 20 Posts	HA! HA! HA!, she doesn't know who she's messing with, I'll take another bedroom, if I want!! I have all original bayonets for all my long guns. Got to go now and put this crap away before she gets home from the beauty shop. Harry Attached Thumbnails

07-09-2011, 12:07 PM	#3
hgreer2 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 309 Thanks: 1 Thanked 29 Times in 20 Posts	I'll call this afternoon and let you talk to her........ Just for the record, no one has slept in there in 15 years. Harry

07-09-2011, 01:29 PM	#5
calibrator User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Cave Creek Posts: 315 Thanks: 55 Thanked 242 Times in 92 Posts	If you haven't already, get yourself a nice fireproof safe and bolt it to the floor. DON'T call it a "GunSafe" for psychological bargaining with your wife. I'm sure she would like a secure place to store her valuables also. Women like to feel all "Safe, Secure and Protected". I wouldn't trust a safety deposit box these days either, as you don't really control it. Should help with your insurance also. I marvel at guys with large collections that try to "hide" them in the closet or under the bed. If you don't live in a place like Arizona (Lucky Me !) get a de-humidifier to prevent rust and mildew. YMMV Joe

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policeluger RIP Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Ca. Posts: 2,141 Thanks: 8 Thanked 89 Times in 54 Posts	amen brothers,.....Jerry very funny.........

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jiddo User Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	oops.... OH MY!!! What noive!! __________________ JIDDO

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FNorm Patron LugerForum Patron Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Colorado Posts: 978 Thanks: 68 Thanked 127 Times in 108 Posts	There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. Will rogers.

07-09-2011, 06:27 PM	#12
jiddo User Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	That "what noive" comment of course was directed to the term sh** of all those beauties.... __________________ JIDDO

07-09-2011, 06:28 PM	#13
jiddo User Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	yes... Rogers did about cover it..... __________________ JIDDO

07-09-2011, 06:32 PM	#14
hgreer2 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 309 Thanks: 1 Thanked 29 Times in 20 Posts	With great satisfaction I would like to inform you that the first volume of "Basic Introductory Manual to Understanding Women" is now available. Harry Attached Thumbnails

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jiddo User Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	...Hmm... could have sworn it was the IRS tax code... __________________ JIDDO

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jiddo User Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	smart man... __________________ JIDDO

07-09-2011, 07:58 PM	#18
pitsword User Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Southern Maine Posts: 456 Thanks: 3,916 Thanked 101 Times in 81 Posts	Harry, you swine. Tell us how anyone...ebeen hur, could discount your love of life und Guns. I look/live here for reinforcement in my life. Sorta like you'uns beeln like "us'ns".