You Brits really have it easy. All you have to do is look after a couple of guns at most, which leaves you free to engage in other pursuits. Pity poor Americans like me with so many guns I have time for little else. With four safes full at my city home and another couple of safes full at my desert hideaway, it takes far too much time to ponder and decide which weapons I will fire today and clean this evening. And think of all the time I waste practically every weekend attending gun shows and buying even more guns. Lugers? I haven't got the time to count them! And what about all the gun shops packed with so many firearms it dazzles the mind. And that rascally bunch of manufacturers, bringing out practically a dozen new offerings every few weeks. No, you gentlemen have a far simpler situation, and you should thank your nanny government for relieving you of many of the distractions of permissive gun ownership. Perhaps we can get some of that really meaningful gun control over here!
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