I really am....
D`you wanna know why???
Here`s the story.
Several days ago the weather was beutiful,thus me & my friend went to the city park and drunk couple of beers.On my way home I heard somebody calling my name.I looked back and saw an acquaintance of mine and a guy (better said BOY `cause I`d rate him 17-18 years old max.)standing beside with a plastic bag in his hand.
I came up to them.
Now,as much as I remember the talk.....
Acquaintance:There`s a pistol for sale.Want to take a look?
Me:Sure! Why not?
Boy:>opening that plastic bag<It`s a WALTHER!(Proudly!)
Out of that bag comes a P08 Luger with 4"barrel
The gun was one mass of rust.Seeing it from a distance
one might think it`s watergun 1:1scale replica made
of red plastic.Truly,even the grip panels were red like a brick.
I tried to open the toggle(frozen)then I tried to take the mag
out(also frozen)but looking at that gun I somewhat knew
that if I `d soak it in a good solvent,2-3 days would be nuff
to make it operable.That`s how I revived my 1895 Nagant
Me:It`s a P08 Luger
Boy: No! it`a a Walther!I know about guns (LOL!)
Me :Want to bet?
Boy :I don`t have to bet,because I know it`s a Walther
Me:OK!So be it.How much?
Boy:360 Euros!
Me:Are you F...... nuts?
After some talk he cut the price in half making it
166 Euro.
All I had on me was 95 Euro
Me:Look man, It`s all I`ve got .I don`t think you`ll get any better price,because this gun needs someone who knows and uses TLC when guns are involved.
So,take it or leave it.
Boy:I`m sure it`s a Walther and I know somebody who loves Walthers. Well then if you can`t pay 166 Euro.. the deal is off!
Me :Fine!(in my thoughts-F..k you!) Anyway,you`re making a fool of yourself!
Time for conclusions:
1.There are some lucky morons who find Lugers and
make themselves "gunexperts" by claiming "It`s a Walther"
2.A good piece of history is going to rust because a moron
must have a good deal.
3.Because of my pathetic salary one P08 will prolly rust
into pieces.
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As in the subject.....
I`m pixxed off.....
Regards
P.S The prices mentioned will probably make you laugh but there are countries where people earn just a little bit more than nothing.
