Tacfoley,
I am in awe of your wonderful collection of histerical, I mean, historical Lugers! I am sure you would be interested in purchasing a genuine James Bowie Luger & Knife set, presented in a case made from genuine Alamo stone with the famous slogan "Remember The Alamo" laser engraved on the top. This rare treasure comes with affadavit of authenticity signed by James himself immediately after the Battle of the Alamo! This priceless treasure is presently resting in a secret vault deep in the swamps of east Texas and guarded round the clock by a very vicious, hungry 20 ft alligator. However, it can be made available to such a descerning collector as yourself.
