Those damb feet. Magic Coffee. 1 ounce Bourbon (Jack Daniels), 1 ounce Kalua, 1 ounce ameretto. Mispell every ingredient, add to coffee, cream. Take pictures of guns as you aint going shooting today because it's raining. post liberally on internet, take nap at 10 a.m., wife goes shopping, comes home at 4 with too many receipts. more magic coffee, finger guns. make certain ammo is hidden, as guns and alcohol don't mix. look at receipts, wish you knew where ammo was...
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"There are three reasons to own a gun: To protect yourself and your family, to hunt dangerous and delicious animals, and to keep the King of England out of your face." รข?? Krusty the Clown
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