[wterrell]

Tom A,
Unfortunately, we could not claim descent from high enough breeding to be allowed to associate with the 'uptown' crowd, so I never acquired an knack for the "Blue Ridge mountain, Dueling Banjos, put some chlorine in the gene pool" hick-sprache". Penury was out plight, so we were denied the benefits of culture.
Pity. I would have cut quite a swathe on Tobacco Road!