He should have let me write his description:
“This is a WW II German Luger holster. This is a vet bring back. He said that he had to cut it off the German officer when he found it near Berlin. This officer was Martin Bormann who was trying to escape the Fuhrer Bunker at the time. The vet killed Bormann with his bare hands. Using Bormann’s Nazi dress dagger (which was an engraved gift from Joseph Goebbels) he cut the holster from the dead body. The holster contained a Gestapo Luger. Commonly called a black widow Luger today because of the black plastic grips, but this is a misnomer. They were all actually used by the Gestapo. Bormann was not in the Gestapo, so he must of stole it from Himmler before he left the bunker. At least that’s what the vet told me. And he’s the one who brought it back. I am trying to thin out my WW II collection, so look at my other auctions if you would like. I’m also selling Rudolf Hess’ parachute, some of Goering’s model trains and Rommel’s genuine desert goggles. All vet bring backs of course. They are the ones who brought them back. Buyer to pay shipping. Any questions? Just ask!”
How does that sound?
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