<img border="0" alt="[grrrrrrr]" title="" src="graemlins/cussing.gif" /> I AM SO EMBARRASSED!

It is evident from the statement at the top of the website about only selling to Texas residents that this poor misguided soul is a current Texas resident. <img border="0" alt="[ouch]" title="" src="graemlins/c.gif" />
Surely not a native Texican, though! <img border="0" alt="[crying]" title="" src="graemlins/crying.gif" />