You got a copy of Costanzo's book??!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!! They are pretty pricey when you can find a copy....
About not having a life - ummm - can't help you there. Send your wife East, though - and she can commiserate with Jen.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> On second thought - DO NOT send her East without you - since if she and Jen meet without both you and I present - well, we are TOAST.....
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