Somehow I have a feeling I'll never collect on the 187 (murder) of anyone, and I do not drink... But if you get a good lead on a luger as described in the newbies section under my addiction post we can call it even! :-)
Here is what I use for translation. It is far from perfect, but it does allow you to get the main undrstanding.
http://babelfish.altavista.com/
I have used it here and there for many things including letters and simple word translation.
You can point it to a website or put in the words yourself.
Hope this is some help to you.
Charles