Get back on your paranoia medication RK... and give some to your shootin' buddy too.
Just because you say you ain't paranoid doesn't mean nobody is out to get you... As one of my favorite radio preachers likes to say on a daily basis...lighten up and live... before all that worrying does you in...
A work colleage of mine has a bumper sticker on his 4x4 that says "I used to be schizophrenic, but WE'RE okay now" ... he also owns a lot of firearms AND computers.
Have a great day RK and get those students back to work!