Oh for goodness sakes Hugh, don't let them know the truth!
Walk around like this [img]mad.gif[/img] or <img src="graemlins/cussing.gif" border="0" alt="[grrrrrrr]" /> (at least around the public people) and then really do this <img src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" border="0" alt="[cheers]" /> and <img src="graemlins/drink.gif" border="0" alt="[cherrsagai]" />