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RK, you'll like this. It's from my adopted hometown, Punta Gorda.

10 Ways to Tell You are in Charlotte County (FL):

1. Primary means of communication is graffiti on your garage door.
2. Friends ask, "Where are you evacuating to this weekend?"
3. You know what time the tropical update starts.
4. FEMA's phone number is on your speed dial.
5. You can change a tire in 5 minutes flat.
6. You know Wayne's last name and can pronounce it! (the Emergency Operations Director)
7. You think "Red Cross" is a popular new restaurant.
8. Your gas tank hasn't been below three-quarters in five weeks.
9. Blue is now your favorite color.
10. Jim Cantore is standing in your back yard!