[wterrell]

Ed,
Welcome to Colorado.
You will love it here! This is the center of the known universe and everything else is merely a cheap imitation.
The first thing that you will need to do is to climb to the top of a 14'er, drop your pants, moon the rest of the world, and display the spot that you have marked to kiss.
Better hurry, though. I am being snowed upon, as we speak. The aspen trees will be in beautiful color within the next two weeks, and that will be a good way to start your site-seeing/tenure.