I wonder what you'd get if you crossed a Texas armadillo with an Alabama possum? That would be one damn ugly critter. Be able to climb and dig, be loud and talk slow, live under houses that play country music, bows its head when it hears dixie, eat hot peppers and live in a cotton patch, its gait would be a cross between a Texas two step and Tennessee waltz, and would scavenge garbage cans for beer. Still wouldn't be able to cross a two lane though. Something to think about
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