It has been my experience with Garfield, that he says exactly what he means, but you have to read carefully what he is saying.
The sentence structure is just complex enough that a quick reading will most likely convey the wrong interpretation.
Upon slow, careful reading, I find that his composition was not quite what I expected and the fault was mine.
(And, yes, Luke was flaming Garfield.)
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