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Explanations for the chicken crossing the road:

Why did the chicken cross the Road?

ERNEST HEMINGWAY;
To die. In the rain.

PLATO:
For the greater good

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
I forget.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK;
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

MARTIN LUTHER KING JNR.;
I dream of a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

FREUD; The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

DARWIN;
Chickens, over great periods of time, have developed naturally in
such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross the roads.

EINSTEIN;
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the
chicken depends on your frame of reference.

BUDDHA;
Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON;
The chicken did not cross the road....it transcended it.

COLONEL SANDERS;
I missed one ?