[wterrell]

tacfoley,

I am not really shocked by your lack of formality or knowledge, either. I am Scottish, and am quite aware that there are only 3 surviving Luger pistols in the world. The first lies with the remains of the Titanic. I have many associates at the Dew-Drop-Inn who are quite expert on the subject at hand. It is proven through photo documentation and transcripts that the second priceless (i.e. $50000) heirloom and historic artifact (Luger) is in the possession of the very dignified, formal, and proper lady, HelenWheels (a.k.a. Helen Rainbow-Durhamm), who has taken extended vacation, traveling extensively on the world wide web, for benefit of her health, which was adversely affected from the shock of the very near loss of her priceless artifact, to a bunch of rowdies guised as antiquities and FAQ advisors at antiqueguns dot com.