My life is a shambles . . .
I've been extorted by that kind of email twice,
All my extended warranties are expiring,
The IRS has a warrant for my arrest,
The FBI is also after me,
I owe social security money,
Microsoft is canceling my software licenses,
My doctor has recommended several devices to assist my disabilities,
Amazon wants me to authorize a $499 purchase I can't recall, (after last months $399)
and Apple wants me to change my password.
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- Mike
Life member: NRA, OVMS, VGCA
Member: NAPCA, N-SSA(Veteran)
Si vis pacem, para bellum
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