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Unread 08-29-2002, 05:50 PM   #6
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<img src="graemlins/xyxwave.gif" border="0" alt="[bigbye]" /> Now available for the first time! Straight from the eastern front, hand made Luger Lanyards in winter camo pattern! These lanyards were painstakingly crafted by German soldiers on the battle front in 1944 during the dreaded "winter offensive". Recently discovered in the basement of a "house of ill repute" in the Russian city of Vulger.

Due to the limited number available (only 5000), I am making a special offering to members of the Lugerforum, before going public with this amazing find. You can be the first in your neighborhood Luger Collecting Club to equip your Luger with this valuable accessory. These genuine German Luger Lanyards will be soon offered on ebay with a minimum bid of $50.

As a member of the exclusive Luger Forum Club, you can have one for the amazingly low price of $25. This is 1/2 off the issue price! Hurry and place your order now, as supplies are limited and will be quickly exhausted once this offer is made public! Please enclose $10 to cover cost of handling with kid gloves, postage, and to buy me a beer while I'm packing it. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
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