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Unread 03-16-2020, 08:34 AM   #5
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E-mail received from a friend in Australia
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I heard that a patient in Melbourne was diagnosed as suffering from Coronavirus today.

He was told that he would be immediately placed in an isolation room and fed on a diet of flounder, pizza and flat bread.

He asked the doctor whether that diet was going to cure him.

The doctor replied, “No. BUT they are the only things that we can slide in under the door!”.
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