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Originally Posted by cirelaw
Debby bought water and more canned food. NO SPAM!!
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I like Spam.
Lately, I can't get thick sliced ham at the supermarket. It's all sliced so thin you can see through it!
I've taken to buying Oscar Mayer chopped ham. It's thicker than the sliced ham.
Besides, when the Zombie Apocalypse happens, Spam and Twinkees will be the only food left. Experts predict that Twinkees made years ago will still be edible by our great-grandchildren...
Balogna is good too, with mustard, on Italian bread.
My balogna has a first name...
It's O - S - C - A - R...
My balogna has a second name...
It's M - A - Y - E - R...
I love to eat it every day...
And if you ask me why, I'll say...
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way
with B- A - L- O - G - N - A... 
