ahhh, good ones George and RK.
One guy said that he would take a rifle (pistol case would work too), and say he is going "shooting" that afternoon. Of course it is empty and he came home with a new gun. You can then either "clean" it in front of her, or say, "didn't make it to the range today honey, will go next week"!, and take the new one to the gun room.
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Ed