I was cruising the net and came across this website.
Thought it was really funny and figured you gents would enjoy it.
http://gunguy.tempdomainname.com/gun_nut.htm
Two of my favorties.
" ..if you've ever bought a $600 pistol at a gun show because you had a $12 holster at home it would fit ".

This is so me.
"...If you ever had to explain "It's NOT the same gun its a
variation! "
Could use some laughs these days!
Bob