$505 and 10 minutes left!!! 
(15 minute rule!)
$555 and 8 minutes left!!! This is insane!!! These guys must be bidding from their bar stools!!!
(I dropped out at $79...)
$560!!! And we have a new 'playa'!!! And another 15 minutes...
$625!!! I'm definitely going to start threading some barrel blanks for Lugers!!!
$635!!! And another 15 minutes...
Sold for $635!!!
...And $20 postage...