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I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.
-- Steven Wright

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms
with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Steven Wright

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright

That is all............return to your lugers