[ithacaartist]

I figure that any agency with the time, personnel, and resources would jump at the chance to sting some perps and haul them in. Oops! I forgot...that would be happening in my personal perfect fantasy world! I think this info I provided is now enshrined in a manila folder, filed away in the order in which it was received. Any further developments on that front, I'm afraid, will not come quickly.

No, there's nothing I can do except yank their chain with a few more emails bearing false hope of free money. The fun is diminished somewhat by the knowledge that nothing much, really, will probably happen. A few more emails and I'll be tired of it, but will post if I come up with a funny one...